- Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
- Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
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- me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
- me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starvation in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
- me during the day: lol how do I spell house?
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That annoying moment when someone watches me while I’m on the computer..
Well, it’s time to switch tabs until they leave..
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